but justices of the peace get to:

marry people
carry a gun
and park wherever they want!!!
they also get to have strange little courts

blankies just get to lie, and get all sexed on
and i'm not a big fan of dishonesty ;- )

hey there joyce
i just tried to call you, but your phone just kept ringing and ringing.
there wasn't even an answering machine.
i hope everything is okay.
i'll try back in a few minutes.